Thank you for coming to my website. It really means a lot to me. I do stand-up comedy in New York City and tell jokes about girls and chain restaurants. I am also a freelance journalist and by that I mean I submit articles to Better Home and Garden Magazine's monthly "Gardening Goofs" contest. It would be great to someday get my heirloom tomato story published and win $50.
Thanks again and hope you enjoy the site,